Yes, so today...or tonight rather, is when your first plan your brainchild to liberate a 'poor' chicken will commence. Dont forget to tell your unknowing and enslaved ( by the thoughts of buying broiler chicken produce ) family members of friends that yes tonight you are once again attending your film club. But to put off any people who may suddenly want to come. Say that, instead of watching a comedy, we'll be watching 'Schindler's List' while going over a "very" in-depth plot overview and may be gone for several hours. Questions such as "Where?" and "Why?" may be answered with in Bill's attick you know the 'soundproofed' one. And we got bored of comedies.
Step 8: So after leaving the poor misguided family behind ( remember you can liberate thier minds ). Meet up with the loyal, dedicated people in the "Chicken Liberation Group", ensuring that you have all the equipment stashed away, in your vehicle(s). Oh make sure your choice of vehicle has a large amount of storage space. e.g. a van.
Step 9: Drive up the road closest to the S.O.D. and park up inconspicuously. Now Teams 1 and 2 exit the vehicle(s) while the remainder of the group set up the communication station in the van. Team 1 finds adequate cover, while Team 2 spreads out to key locations for the best view of what is happening.
Step 10: After all people are in place team 1 can move in, guided by real time intel from Team 2. ( Note: keep in contact over the radios. Communication is your friend ). So team 1 is now inside the S.O.D. good. move quickly and efficiently to secure the chicken(s) you want to save and get out (G.O.).
Step 11: Wait for Team 2 to give the all clear and move out of the S.O.D. and the farm. Re-group at the van and with that gettaway driver at the wheel(s) DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!
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