Sunday, 11 April 2010

The Hard Part

So, the seasoned rescuers among you may be wondering where the hard part arises. So far its been moderately dificult not to look like a fool infront of your friends and the farmer. Well now here are the next three steps:

Step 5: After returning from the farm...or evil chicken torture centre, dig out that list of things you'll need to overcome the problems. Create a shopping list and divide it up between the group members, one or two items each. Now use several different stores, D.I.Y shack's...whatever as not to attract attention. (Note: It's even better if one of your group works in a shop where that person can create a stockpile for you). Now you have everything you need.

Step 6: Decide who is going to go into the shed and liberate the chicken(s). I recommend 2 teams:

Team 1 goes into the S.O.D. (Shed Of Death) and locates and liberates the chicken(s). About 2-3 people MAX in this group)

Team 2 monitors the farm house and updates Team 1 with what is happening. e.g. (plotting evil guard movements to ensure Team 1 isn't captured for 'questioning'). About 6-7 people MAX depending on the size of the farm and S.O.D.

If however there are a few people left over, here are a few important tasks they could handle.

  1. A gettaway driver, a reckless individual, with speeding tickets
  2. An escort, a well built quieter person, to bring Team 1 back to base from insde the S.O.D.
  3. A communication centre and advanced lookout station to watch roads and traffic

Step 7: Now wait a few weeks as not to draw attention. Attend the movie night and be cautious of any spies or double agents in your group, who may be working with the Evil Chicken Trapper (ECT).

Remember to read through all of these steps before begining your liberation campaign, or you may turn up at the E.C.T 's door not knowing where you are, or how to save the poor chickens.

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