Saturday, 10 April 2010

How to start a liberation!

(Note: this is just a comical idea. DO NOT do this and dont blame it on me if you do and get arrested. This is for fun)


Okay, so this goes out to anybody out there who has ever thought about liberating a 'poor', 'defenseless' chicken, from an evil broiler house.
It acurred to me several of years ago, when I was back in high school, when our class was asked to create a poster against the containment of chickens in small cages that, maybe, just maybe i could liberate a broiler chicken to star in a movie. (a comedy obviously).


The first four steps to liberating a chicken:

  1. Get together a group of people to help you. It helps if: A. You know them quite well. B. They want to liberate a chicken from the evil chicken trapper. (this saves time later)
  2. Arrange an evening where everyone is free, to sit down and watch a comedy together. While discussing who will keep the chicken, who will feed it...ect. (this is very important as explaine later)
  3. Get a computer thats conected to the internet, and browse free map sites or journey planners, which use satellite imaging to find a suspicious looking shed or barn in your local area.
  4. Use the evening arranged in Step 2 as a cover up, while you drive to the shed...sorry, evil chicken prison, and do a preliminary survey of the layout of the land around the shed. Now make a list of any obsticles you may have to overcome e.g. (barbed wire). Think of it like a shopping list except its to free a poor trapped chicken. Balaclavas are not vital, but are recommended. So are in-ear walky talkies, to communicate. (NOTE: A grappling hook and zip-line are NOT RECOMMENDED)

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