Okay, so this goes out to anybody out there who has ever thought about liberating a 'poor', 'defenseless' chicken, from an evil broiler house.
It acurred to me several of years ago, when I was back in high school, when our class was asked to create a poster against the containment of chickens in small cages that, maybe, just maybe i could liberate a broiler chicken to star in a movie. (a comedy obviously).
The first four steps to liberating a chicken:
- Get together a group of people to help you. It helps if: A. You know them quite well. B. They want to liberate a chicken from the evil chicken trapper. (this saves time later)
- Arrange an evening where everyone is free, to sit down and watch a comedy together. While discussing who will keep the chicken, who will feed it...ect. (this is very important as explaine later)
- Get a computer thats conected to the internet, and browse free map sites or journey planners, which use satellite imaging to find a suspicious looking shed or barn in your local area.
- Use the evening arranged in Step 2 as a cover up, while you drive to the shed...sorry, evil chicken prison, and do a preliminary survey of the layout of the land around the shed. Now make a list of any obsticles you may have to overcome e.g. (barbed wire). Think of it like a shopping list except its to free a poor trapped chicken. Balaclavas are not vital, but are recommended. So are in-ear walky talkies, to communicate. (NOTE: A grappling hook and zip-line are NOT RECOMMENDED)
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